Bart pulls the lever to stop, Nelson flies off on one of the spinning teacups. He's just a kid! Sure feels weird lying on top of the covers. All this fuss for a baseball game? Play ball. Er, uh, that is also a do-over cause, um, er, uh There's a naked idiot on the field. Smithers, I'm missing the fun! Ned Flanders: A damp sponge will take care of this weak, water-based It's oil-based ! Homer, please. No! But now I know it's the truth. Upsy-daisy, sir. Talking to you was the biggest error of my life ! Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Old Bounce an' Giggle. The band has had 17 radio singles hit the No. Don't mention it, son. Eh-eh. (Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. (To Ghost Marge) Hey, do you want to have ghost sex? Let's see where that goes. Don't you have to get to your job as a mattress salesman ? Ghost Marge: Because I'm a ghost! My wife's lookin' for a bathing suit that doesn't make her look "horsey. "Bart?!" Bart's coming down! He's the star, I'm his mom, and he's my son. Our mattress! Your baseball cap won't fit over a swelled head. Quick, Bart,Bart, get in! I'm sorry, Homie. If you let us have your mattress, we'll give you ours. Then I guess you wouldn't mind eating one. Each cheek is a god to you! With the score tied in game seven, Tommy Heinrich of the Yankees hit a ball in my direction. But I bounced back. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.) There's nothing you can say. Reverend Lovejoy, our marriage needs this bed. Crowd: Bart sucks! You want me to reannounce a game I've already called? LaBoot, LaBoot. Moe: Open your freakin' ears. Simpson drops the ball! Marge: (Gasps) My Baby! It's like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade. Mm-hmm, you've mentioned his name and batting average several times. Now Bart, stay humble. Well, he's done very well for someone who came out blue and backwards. Why don't thousands come to watch a teacher inspire a child? Man, you got fat. Marge: Who would do this to Bart? Bart: Uh-uh. How dare you breakin to our house, defile our bed, and smash our family photos with your foot. Bart was born on April 1, 1980, where he lit Homer's tie on fire after ten minutes of being born. Bart, you choked! Behold my naked butt! I know the BART drivers encourage you to transfer to the Dublin train at Bayfair station, but in a rainy and windy day you'd rather be waiting for that train at Lake Merritt. The Lovejoys ?! Bart: I hate Bart Simpson! I don't work here. The game's almost over. Yeah. Joe LaBoot: Damn it! I still can't believe it. Oh, it's horrible, but you can't take your eyes away! [MONKEY GIBBERING] Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. Look! Bart gets another try! Are you OK? Or a chicken club. One more out and we go to the championship game. (crying) Oh-ho, and here comes another "Bash Bart Block," starting with this entry from Jimbo,Dolph, and Kearney. Damas y caballeros, if the Isotots win, please do not fire your guns in the air. Hmm where's the "husband chair" ? Or a-a Reuben. You stink like a Dutchman's throw-up. I did it! No, I don't! Passing judgment on a child for a sports boo-boo! Rood: Daddy? It's worse than nothing. Old Milhouse: No, that was a fake just now. Lisa: Bart, stop! "Pay to the order of Stupid Reverend. 2 2.2.1 Start 2.2.2 End 2.3 Marge at the Bat Pt. I got it! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. [GROANS] And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. Probably everyone who was here the last time. I always thought that was just a slogan to attract small businesses. You put on the Michael Bolton CD. She has a pair of older sisters, the joyless twins, Patty and Selma, both of whom passionately disapprove of Homer. You owe us a refund! Let's do it for Groundskeeper Willie, who made me this beautiful black bicep warmer! I'm bored; my feet hurt; I'm too big for the choo-choo train. On one condition: you do the shlepping. See, I hate me too! Our marriage needs it more! Ghost Homer: Boy, our son can be a real jerk. And he kicks it! Now, over the left field wall, the real show's about to begin: the glorious sunrise, brought to you by God, the invisible giant you turn to when you're about to die. By my calculations, we're only one strike away from victory. That's quite something. Ah, what glorious goo! And now we're back to Touch the Stove. Who-Who said that? Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Ooh, sold. The Isotots lose the pennant! () If this is about me drinking that holy water, let me tell you, I had had like a million Doritos. They can hear you in Fine China. So, in the amber gloaming of this September afternoon, Shelbyville has the bases loaded, but the Isotots only need one out to win the championship and get that pizza party at Luigi's ! Marge: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hogged it! I put on fresh makeup for this? Flanders, these boys have earned the right to behave like arrogant oafs. If you think back to some of your biggest decisions, you might find that many of them were made with this motive in mind. Jugglin' Joe LaBoot they called me. Long gone. More information about Monopoly in The Simpsons onSimpsons Wikia Page on Monopoly. It keeps me naughty hands busy. Man (on tv): Welcome back to Animal Survivor. And at these card shows,the fans let me know that I've put my gaffe behind me. " How many? Marge: Besides that. The one who went to live upstate ? Marge: You should all be ashamed! Uh uh They warned me not to talk to you. When I finally picked up the ball, I threw it into the stands,hitting Eleanor Roosevelt, who up till then had been a great beauty. This makes up for everything that's gone wrong in my life or ever will! And this should do it! Taylor escapes from the asylum and captures all of her ex-boyfriends for a "never ending hell-date," where she holds them together in group chain and tortures them in ways that include; skinning Harry's face off, shooting Joe in his butt, and forcing them to watch Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes to Jail", her favorite movie… Was there even a baseball game yesterday ? Got my own car dealership. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. She is very kind and doesn't really stop him for it, but I am starting to wonder if what she told me was a lie and if she is seeing him while I am away. Bart, come with me. I got hung up at the snack stand watching those hot dogs rolling and turning, not a care in the world. My son caught the ball! His penchant for shocking people began before he was born: Bart \"mooned\" Dr. Hibbert while he performed a sonogram on Marge when she was pr… You do now, son! Relax. That's a new record. Bart: [holding a watch] A minute, and five seconds. You really want to make love on half a mattress behind a billboard? This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine Oh, glory This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine Every day, every day Every day Yay, yay, yay ! And our newfound glory is all due to these wonderful boys. Hey, get off my case! Okay. And he kicks it again! Move over just a. Lisa: Bart, stop! We tried raising Cain, but we weren't able. Now we can be friends again. Dad buried him in the backyard. I hogged it! Homer, stop that. Oh. He's the choke artist! SUBSCRIBE and I'll make it worth your while. He died, Bart. And the 78th time is the charm! And kill my sister. Strike two! Oh. Play ball! Boo. Now, thanks to you, my special little guy will be haunted by this for the rest of his life. If Homer had used some protection, we'd all be poopin' roses on easy street! After years of failure in everything we've attempted, we are one victory away from a championship, people. Bart sucks! Or a Monte Cristo, or Pull over behind that billboard! Bart: I'm sorry i went through your room, I just needed to know what was going on Kirsty: I know, I'm not mad at you anymore, Just never do it again Bart: I wont, I promise. Rood: But it's in the "stay away" closet. What in the name of? Bart runs to Nelson, who looks ill.] Bart: Oh, no. Marge just isn't a very good character This was a fundamental flaw which was built into the structure of The Simpsons to begin with. You would be. Ned Flanders: You just fetch it! I have 17 grandchildren and a big home in Idaho. Yeah, in Idaho. Not at all! Both the band and the couple have grown considerably. 1 2.1.1 Start 2.1.2 End 2.2 Marge at the Bat Pt. Bart runs to Nelson, who looks ill.], Marge versus Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Simpsons/Season_15&oldid=2828282, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. A great selection of Midi-files for free Download. My son caught the ball that won the game. And you drool! Stephen King called it, "Scary, good fun." [ROARS] Oh, I hate reality shows. " Ned Flanders: Fetch Daddy's thinner, boy. The Isotots lose the pennant! I rule! Now we can be friends again. A crowd forms around him.) The Millards are now a family of seven, while MercyMe has enjoyed sustained success with multiple gold and platinum albums. Yeah. 1 Quests 2 Dialogue 2.1 Marge at the Bat Pt. [14]A temporada foi lançada em VHS na Região 1 (Estados Unidos e Canadá) em 5 de outubro de 1990, depois na Região 2 (Reino Unido) em 13 de dezembro de 1990, a … () (). Aw, hey that's the guy what created him! A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us. No more lazy Saturdays for you. Abe: () You stink, LaBoot! Lisa: Are you sure? Old Milhouse: () It was a fake, you idiot! One of the things it has on its favor it's that it is underground. Nelson: No. But, like any other dog, all you have to do is redirect your dog’s need to bite and chew a toy and make it clear from the get-go that biting hands, arms, legs, etc., is not ok. And for those of you that are wondering, nipping and biting should really stop at or before 4 months of age. Sure feels weird lying in bed with my pants on. Who'd have thunk it? I guess I could just sit on a bed. Bart: Uh-uh. Rhino, you lost the tribe's fishing equipment. It's not like we can play the game over again. A lazy pop fly to star shortstop Bart Simpson. Have you tried I know the mechanics of lovemaking, Homer! 22 Episodes by November 2, 2003 - May 23, 2004. Moe: Okay, Midge. It's the land of sleep. Moe: Like I just said, we can't. Bart stinks Yeah, yeah Bart stinks Bart stinks Yeah, yeah Bart stinks Oh, my favorite song ruined ! Yay. They married nine years later. Oh, sister, I got too much integrity. The main characters are: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Let me tell you about a land where it rains beer and hails pretzels and you can play swim-up blackjack with Abraham Lincoln. It's not like they're made of skunk tails and horse nipples. Well who wouldn't with an incredible mattress like this? You traded our mattress? I don't remember Marge, we were just talking about it a few seconds ago. Feel better now, Bart? You want our boys to play a fake rematch against Springfield so your son can make the catch he missed and feel better about himself. You know. Of course I wouldn't. In 1988, Bart and Shannon met in a church youth group when she was 13 and he was 15. Unless you're serving me a cold beer, you keep moving. I knew you kids would make it. () He single-handedly got the team to the championship, first time ever. But it did happen. I did it! Google my stats! And remember: your most intimate secrets are safe with me. (Nathan angrily yells at them, much to the kids and Mrs. K's shock) Nathan: Shut up, you can't read my mind either, I know you two are secretly trying to rub it in. Are you sleeping in the middle of my department store? I'm also pleased! We lost the game and the series. Oh, I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses. All right. If you pretend to be our chauffeur at my highschool reunion. Oh! Huh? Old Bart: () I knew it! Wow, this is soft. - Yeah. This video is for entertainment purposes, no copyright infringement intended. Moe: And I say, I have difficulty Envisioning it. Well, excuse me for being a powerful yet careless lover. Let me get this straight. I wish he hadn't cut it that way. Bart Scott and Maggie Gray opened their afternoon show on a day they called “weird” and “sad” with an emotional tribute, thanking Chris Carlin and saying he’s still part of "CMB." And again! Right now he just needs peace and quiet. Homer, I'm not a man who believes in miracles, but this bed of yours could resurrect our sex life. For some fans, this NFL weekend was a breaking point. Fine, fine, if you pretend to be a ghost at an old amusement park I'm trying to buy. You probably remember me from 1943 World Series. If the ulcers cannot be treated through medication, revisional bariatric surgery may be required. You haven't. Who-Who said that? Look, we're just going to take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest, then we're out of here. Woo-hoo! Try this. (Bart falls from the tower.) You're hired! Oh! Wha?! Now for the defining moment of my life. Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on. Is it my rabbit Cottontail ? Lisa:The person who hates Bart more than anyone else. 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